Saturday, October 6, 2007

What do u wanna cal..?

Everybody has only one name that is given by our parents. However, when u hav a new bf or gf..apparently u will hav more than a name to be called. U will be addressed in various ways to u noe..add some "romantic element" into his-hers love history. I mean like..yea, im kind of tat person too (=p) but it s jz tat..the names or the ways of calling are gettin more n more weird. Lemme show u some instances i got it from my frens around me..or perhaps..from my ownself experience =p

The most common ones! Well..i guess everybody uses this daily.. =p sweetheart, darling, dear honey, sweetie u noe..those sweet sweet 1.. ^^ n baby, bb, bibi,bubu,bobo.. wakakaka..yea..thhis sounds great too..coz couple always sayang each other like baby mer.. ^^

Animals!! =.=" From turtle, cowie,ngou ngou,miaw miaw,wou wou, rabbit,elephant,lion.. -.-..n..Since this year is a pig year in CHinese calendar..i blief tat Pig is becoming more n more popular among the couples..=p These names are being created either bcoz the girl or boy has some kind of similartities with the respective animal =p (eg. if u sleep very much or sleep till late2..u bcum piggie..=p) , or..the other possibility is tat somehow when they are given some soft toys or anythin which is an animal, then u ll b called by tat. Yea..it s not tat weird oso bcoz..human s animal too.. =.="

Next!! if u ve seen by bro last few months..he s really..fat rite.haha!! so his friends started to cal him fei zhu yuk or zhu yuk lou ( ppl who sell zhuyuk in pasar very fat ge gua =p) to show his fatness =p n so..his gf bcums wut? zhu yuk sou lo.. XD wut to do..ga gei chooi gei, ga gou zhooi gou.. =p So this shows tat, couples may b called by their characterictics or occupation.. [ eg. if u r ei zei tok (short man), then ur gf bcums ei zei sou.. (short man's wife -.-]

Another quite common 1 is tat couples are being called as if they have already married =p Loupoh..lougong..hubby..wifey? er..i dono la..nvr being called tat way b4..anybody has any good suggestion to giv the antonym for hubby?? -.-" then mayb..if the guy is Mr.Wah, then automatically the girl will bcum Mrs. Wah liddat lo..*thinking of The Drive of Life??=p)*
k, so this is a quite good way to relate one to another bcoz it seems to have some kind of commitment btween the couples, or perhaps, menguatkan the forever promises tat u noe..childish ppl like to giv..( hahahaha..mou da ngo ah dude..=p)

hmm..another issue tat i wanna bring up is tat..ppl have actually turn I LOVE YOU into I HEART U. u noe..heart is the drawing of love..n now..the creativ ppl let the noun bcums a verb..n use it.. -.- SO..er..i heart u. haha. But if u wanna confess then better don use i heart u la, for advice..

"i heart..eard..eart u babe."said the guy. (Somehow the guy was abit shaky to confess..so the girl heard heart as heard =p)

''huh? u heard me? i didnt say anythin.." replied the girl.

"Nono..u don need to say anythin, i jz heart you very much."

"But if i have never say anythin, how can u heard me??"

n the thing continues....so the girl get pissed off n chao =p (cold joke.. -.-")

wakaka..anyway, any nicks or address tat u giv to ur gf or bf..depends on ur creativity n innovation.. =p u noe..uu can use fruits..or vehicles..or favourite cars..or road name..or colours..endless namessss....hahahaha..gahyao ppl!

=mouliumaymay=

5 comments:

jim said...

LOL may may geng ah!

funny =D

i heart you o may may!.

*gulung gulung on the floor liao*

kahmay said...

^^
wakaka..heart u too!! =p

Anonymous said...

ur joke.. quite cold geh.. winter tell me more ar.. wanna ice skate here =)

petitmonstre said...

hahah funnie ler... zhu yuk sou haha

Anonymous said...

Interesting to know.